So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
it hurts more in the daytime
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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