Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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