New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
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Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
i've created a new STD.
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why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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