called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
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This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
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Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Randomize