She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
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1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
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yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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