Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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