If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Randomize
