You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Randomize
