Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
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Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
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Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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