The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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