i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
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i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
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Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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