I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Yo dont text me then not text me
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
