I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Randomize
