Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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