My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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