This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
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bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
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Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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