K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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