Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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