I'm pants shitting drunk right now
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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