naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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