lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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