can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
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It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
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Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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