After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
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i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
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He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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