Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
So squirting runs in the family.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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