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how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
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There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
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Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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