I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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