Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
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woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
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Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Just puked most of my soul out..
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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