i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
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normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
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so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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