I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Randomize
