operation have a gay friend backfired
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Randomize
