apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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