What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
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dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
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Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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