How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
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im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
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He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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