I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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