Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
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I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
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Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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