No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
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I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
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He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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