all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Randomize
