I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
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On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
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He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
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