he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
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He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
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Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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