i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
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I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
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Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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