Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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