Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
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Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
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We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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