One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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