i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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