He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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