everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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