what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
My liver just had a heart attack.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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