I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
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