did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
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Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
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We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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