apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
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No period for spring break; use this wisely.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
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You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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