Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
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In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
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Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
there is glitter all over my balls
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