nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Randomize
