But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
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