her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
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Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
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He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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